You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
how drunk are you?
Several
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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