i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just blew my weed a kiss
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
True strength comes from lack of pants
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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