I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like having sex with a tree stump
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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