i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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