You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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