I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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