ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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