AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
this boner is exhausting
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.