It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.