Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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