I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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