I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
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I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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