i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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