the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I think I am morally bankrupt
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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