just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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