he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.