I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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