Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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