you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
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That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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