As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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