i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
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He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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