when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
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I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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