i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
He felt like a one man threesome
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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