I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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