Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..