I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her