Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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