I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Your dad touched me again.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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