So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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