Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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