I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
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I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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