Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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