that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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