So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
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One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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