I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
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You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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