T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
