The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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