I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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