David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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