Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright