Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW