omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs