it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.