White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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