He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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