I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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