I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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