If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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