If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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