Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
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just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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