She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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