in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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