Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize