would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
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I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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